I thought ALF was representing the Panthers because he agrees with the South's feelings about black people. » 2/07/11 3:48pm 2/07/11 3:48pm

Kid's hair isn't the only influential thing about him. This picture inspired Sammy Sosa's last trip to his dermatologist. » 1/31/11 7:50pm 1/31/11 7:50pm

I met Pearlman a few years back at the University of Delaware. I worked at the school paper, he came back to visit his old stomping grounds. He was a great guy. If you like sports books, you can't go wrong with any of his work. » 1/22/11 9:46pm 1/22/11 9:46pm

The Patriots actually did videotape the Jets' snack time, but weren't able to glean any information from it because nobody on the Patriots staff could watch more than 4 seconds of Rex Ryan eating before projectile vomiting. » 12/08/10 2:28pm 12/08/10 2:28pm

@BlylevenTheDude: Retired people aren't included in unemployment figures. Sorry if I ruined the joke. » 12/02/10 5:32pm 12/02/10 5:32pm

@Silky John-STON!: When will Daulerio post your uninteresting e-mail about fantasy football? When your opponent has Michael Vick. » 11/16/10 6:48pm 11/16/10 6:48pm

@IronMikeGallego: How the hell could they confuse ephedra with Splenda? Did someone read the packet wrong? And did someone thing ephedra is sold in clearly labeled packaging? This confuses me. » 11/13/10 11:14pm 11/13/10 11:14pm

@Always Winning: I would have accepted "traveled at Kate's and got personally fouled at DP Dough". Stone Balloon isn't for students and Cluck U just doesn't exist anymore. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. » 11/13/10 2:13pm 11/13/10 2:13pm

I swear I wasn't watching that channel, I fell asleep on the remote/pillow and must've changed it by accident! What do you mean, "Why don't you have pants on?"??!? » 11/13/10 2:10pm 11/13/10 2:10pm

@badluckgirl: You're confusing percentage changes with actual sales. If he sold 1 book, then sold 1 more, that would be a 100% increase in sales, even though he's only sold 2 books. » 11/11/10 12:06pm 11/11/10 12:06pm

@RainyDayInterns: Salary should be confidential if you want a functioning work place. You live in an ideal world where everyone gets paid the same for doing the same work, but what about employees who are more highly valued by the company (and get more done) even though they carry the same title and have similar job… » 11/10/10 9:43pm 11/10/10 9:43pm

@Orin Incandenza, MILF Hunter: I was going to make the same comment, but I fell asleep halfway through. » 11/10/10 6:30pm 11/10/10 6:30pm